Galleria
Review by Ping Pong Batt

©Joe Gemignani

The Galleria is the newest art gallery to open in Paris, and if successful will open in London, New York, Munich and Basra.

The man behind the concept, Pierre Snoot, believes the Galleria will become a magnet for art extremists.  Pierre has already secured 'Discarded' by Paris artiste Michel Jean Warped.  Discarded is the main attraction and is basically a pile of junk dredged up from the Seine and secured together with shoe laces.  Nearby there is a lit brazier with two tramps standing around begging for money, and occasionally pissing in each others pockets.

Other exhibits are set to include 'Mersey Man', an old unkempt rusty bed with filthy sheets.  Lying on it is Richard Tickler, aged 55, unemployed Santa Claus.  Around him are discarded beer cans, full ash trays, empty pizza boxes, his wife and 11 children.

Visitor Randy Loins, became one of the listed artists yesterday when he dropped a bottle of ketchup.  A staff member immediately ran over and placed a sign on it "Murder on the Floor" and thrust $1,000 into Randy's hand.

Recommendation:   Go for a laugh, take a vomit bag!