'Nosher' Nobbles Nasty Norris
By Soccer Reporter Nosher Thickwad
Norris happy 2 kids are dead, yesterday
The F.A. are looking into allegations that Ipswich player David Norris made handcuffed signs to show support for his mucker Luke McCormick.
McCormick, or 'poor Luke McCormick' as he's known by Nasty Norris, is doing bird for 'a momentary lapse of judgement in an otherwise unblemished career'.
However new evidence has come to light that may get 'Nasty' off the hook, it's now claimed that he was either: (a) paying homage to Adam Ant by performing the 'Prince charming' dance, or (b) was showing his support to the T.V. programme X-Factor.
You decide, Ant Dance or X-Factor? Send your
votes to Nasty Norris, C/O Ipswich Town F.C.
Russell Brand was said to be thoroughly disgusted yesterday!
Last Updated::: 09-Nov-2008 17:51
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