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Katy (pronounced Kay ee) Price is said to be running out of stories to feed the national press.  The UK is sick of seeing the glamour girls thruppnies, and even the trash mags can't be arsed to print anything else.  This has made the Page 3 model extremely angry and may withhold the jugs as an act of revenge.
 
 


However, gossip mongers everywhere are waiting with baited breath for the inevitable - Me and Pete are through - storyline, apparently written by the hapless pair whilst on honeymoon.

Its been a bad year for the duo as no matter how outlandish and outrageous they behave, they simply are unable to take the title 'UK's Most Sickening Couple' award from the Beckham's.
 

 
     

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