The England Coach, firing on all 3 cylinders as usual, was rumoured to attempt a four-in-a-bed romp with aging Mowtown stars, the Three Degrees.  Sven, it appears, is unable to keep the old trouser snake in captivity, and the FA can do nothing but throw more

money at him in order to try and bring him into line.

Rumours abound that the Smurf look-alike may be forced to leave after we are knocked out of the World Cup.

 

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