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U r talking cblers abat sml brains - Malaysian Malaise -. I have sml brain & still use it 2 good fx. R u taking the piss or wot :-(

Spaz
 

 

 

 
 
 
 

Reply from Lance Itt - Medical Melodramatist and Surgeon

Dear Spaz,

I agree, you do appear to have a small brain.  However, this is not in physical terms but purely a measure of your capacity for reason and thought, your cognisance as it were.  The fact that you are able to communicate with a much reduced capacity is a credit to you.  There are many notables who, similarly affected, carry on with their day-to-day lives quite well:

George Dub'ya
John Prescott
Zoe Ball
Slugger Poncenby
Madonna
Peter Stringfellow
Americans that vote
Americans that don't vote
The Beckhams
Arnold Swarzenzegerzererer
 

 
     

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