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Jensen's Buttons |
T-N, Whilst watching the sports channel on Sky the other night I saw a profile on Jensen Button.. He is a very good racing driver, fit, sexy some would say, and has bucket loads of dosh hidden from the grasp of the Inland Revenue. My question is, should I try to pursue someone with such good attributes - given that he has a face like a smacked arse and the personality of a whelk.
Britney Discriminator. |
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Reply from George Galloway |
| Dear Britney, I'm sending this via my PDA whilst sitting on the krapper - it's the only place Big Brother doesn't film. I met young Jensen in the late 90's whilst gun running in the Middle-East, a delightful young man with terrific parents. Ignore his boat, send me £500 and I'll show you how to skin him for £50k. PS - send me some soft toilet tissue, the stuff in here is playing merry havoc with my arse. |
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Reply from Condoleeza Rice |
Britters, Stop arsing around and make your mind up, either shit or get off the pot. |
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Reply from Archbishop of Canterbury |
| Dear Britney, Forget about Jensen's buttons and go for an easier target like Beckham. Yes, I know he has the intellect of an amoeba and the voice of a deranged duck on speed, but even if you don't get a shag you can clear £100k from the tabloids. |
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Reply from Kylie Minogue |
| Brits, I don't think Jensen is right for you, my scouts say he's a terrible shag with a misshaped thingamy. There are also easier ways to make money, I should know. |
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Reply from Britney Discriminator |
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Some good stuff in there people though giving him one was a last resort. I think Mr. Canterbury gave some very sound advice, he must be a really nice guy. |
