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| Letter: Dear T-N, I followed the advice on the health page from the link 'Relax'. At first I was able to control my breathing and match my pulse rate as required. However, after an hour I was sweating profusely, had blood running from my eyes, became delusional and pissed myself. I think it is irresponsible not to put a health warning along with the recommendations. Yours Little Timmy Tadstock, 22, unemployed
tea leaf, Elephant & Castle |
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Reply from Health Editor Gloria Buttocks MD |
| Dear Timmy, the instructions clearly state for a male aged 40~50 of average height and weight, which would preclude you on age grounds. Secondly, the symptoms you describe may have more to do with your solvent, alcohol and drug abuse problems. Recommendation: Either give up the aforementioned abuses and try again from the official site, taking into account your age, weight, height and lifestyle. Or, become a Parliamentarian and blame it all on the stresses of the job. |
