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Can't Find My Porn? |
| E-mail: T-N, Like many others I downloaded your Halloween special free shoot 'em up game 'Kick 'Em In The Ghoulies'. I was unable to get the game to work despite several attempts. After uninstalling it I found I had lost my 60Gb porn collection, I am unable to recover it as my file utilities cannot see any deleted items. What the bloody hell went wrong? |
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Reply from Technical Editor John Paul Beatle |
| Dear Dick, if indeed that is your real name, the object of the Halloween download was to give you our reader and subscriber the fright of your life by shredding all your porn images and movies. Sounds like we did a good job. Unfortunately the lost files are not recoverable as they were shredded 35 times each. Recommendation: Buy a backup device to prevent this happening again, T-N currently supply one on special offer for $250 dollars including plain brown bags to store the tapes in. By recompense, and to show we're not heartless ba$%#rds, I include a picture of my sisters pussy:
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Halloween Heartache |
| E-mail: T-N, Like BigDickWobblyBits above, I was bemused by your forced removal of porn from my PC. Fortunately for me I do have a backup device and am currently restoring my beloved filth. The only good thing to come out of this is that I won't be prosecuted, or end up on the sex offenders list because when the narks raided me it had all been wiped. |
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Reply from Technical Editor John Paul Beatle |
| Dear Pervo,
Glad we could be of assistance to you.
However, as you are such a sleaze bucket, I have asked me mates in the
Flying Squad to pay you another visit, they should be coming up your
back passage right now! |
