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David Cameron,
Tory new kid on the block, was elected as Conservative leader after
trouncing David Davis. Labour were quick to respond with one Marxist, leftist saying "Gordon and John will have DC for breakfast, with perhaps a little left over for lunch". With such a landslide win DC can move the party in the direction he wishes. Most Tory insiders fully support DC, although there is a noticeable silence from the grandees and blue rinse brigade. |
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is believed this section of the party feel they could be marginalised
due to their increasing age. Blair meanwhile has instructed his camp to make him appear younger, and is said to be surrounding himself with geriatric labour supporters whenever he is due to appear in public. A makeover including hair replacement/darkening plus the addition of teak oil to his normal make up should stem the tide of advancing years. The Lib Dems refused to comment on ageism in politics and would instead concentrate on the ginger vote, a tactic that proved disastrous for Labour in times past. |
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