Boozing, smoking, drug abusing doctors told to piss off  by own Health Officials - Junior doctors everywhere may be in peril!

The best thing since sliced bread say bakery boffins after £1m study
 

Councils throughout England have been criticised for not getting the leaves off trees in time for the new season

Global Geological Surveys Inc. report Everest has decreased in size and is 2 metres out of position.  They have requested the Nepalese move it ASAP
 

Another German car builder has taken on a British institution and made it their own.  This latest car from AUDI is aimed at the young ex-pat Texan driver and named the "DUDI"

New research pooled together from several US, Soviet, and European universities is inconclusive says Reno gaming commissioner Cash Skimmer,  "who knows", he says, "it's a damn lottery if you ask me".
 

Reminder - we're still here!
 

Reminder - the International Mangy Mutt Show in Colorado, tickets still available

The Government was under severe attack for its lack of electoral reform.  Flurbies leader, Ang Ang, said Travellers and various vagabonds can vote, prisoners are about to get it, why can't we?