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Tonight, live from
Wandsworth prison, all-in wrestling at her Majesty's pleasure. A step-up from the recent fight-club nights, T.V. sees a return to wrestling in an attempt to capture 15m viewers - mainly grannies, merchant bankers and circuit judges. Two inmates will wrestle until submission, the winner getting a 20% reduction on his |
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50% increase in snout allocation. The fight will be beamed from a
dirty protest wing just to give that added interest! Tonight's main feature sees 'Skint' Crabbs versus 'Slasher' McGann, both doing a five stretch - one for aggravated burglary with intent to force a chair leg up the 'how's your father', the other for refusal to pay his council tax. If this series proves to be a success the Home Secretary may consider woman's sumo wrestling, with the added bonus of the fight taking place in a bath of beans. |
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