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British Troops on the Frontline keeping
a watchful eye out for Geoff Hoon |
The Frontline
is no place for Generals and Politicians so said a General and a
Politician. No get the grunts out there, put them through hell and
if they get back make them redundant. Well that was old new
Labour, new New Labour have had an about turn and are running more
scared than an insurgent with his pants on fire.
Yes the boys and girls are having a much
better time of it due to
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new New Labour - say that 5 times fast and
it will have Labour in a spin (no pun intended) [really? Ed].
I spoke to one of our brave chaps this
morning, Corporal Blight of the Royal Hampshire's.
Two weeks ago Blight was making baps and buns in his little shop in
Ringwood. He remembers taking some mince pies out the oven when
there was a knock on the door, and a letter delivered by hand was thrust
into his oven gloves by two burly sweats with MP written on their arms.
Blight, who had never even been an army cadet, tried to explain to the
charmless duo but got little response. It was then he realised
that MP stood for Major Prick.
Blight contacted the MoD but got no help from the pencil pushing bed
wetter that eventually answered his call. Blight's family, friends
and customers appealed to the Minister, unfortunately for Blight the
Minister didn't find any of them particularly appealing.
To the Regulars (and there's nothing
like shell bursts for keeping you regular), Territorials, volunteers,
and the unfortunates like Blight, we salute you! |