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The wish lists
are out there and all the messages have been sent to Santa, but what is
the mutts nuts of the seasons best gift ideas? The biggest sellers are in the electronic field with TV's, DVD players, PC's, game consoles leading the way for dad's and boys. And for the mum's and girlies there are the usual handbags, make-up, hair dryer, dolls, teddy's, skipping ropes and colouring books. But what has made it onto this years
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| 1. Xbox 360 Premium | system comes in 3 flavours:
unavailable |
| 2. Xbox 360 Core | being bought by gamer geeks who can't lay their mitts on the premium model. Expect to see early trading on eBay as the premium models hit the shops |
| 3. Farty Teddy Tomkins | A big pull for girlies everywhere, love
him, hug, him, kiss him - but don't squeeze too hard or teddy will fart
with authentic noise and smell. Note some models proved defective and if squeezed too hard could cause Ted to follow through |
| 4. 42" Plasma TV - HD Ready | Dad's everywhere are shelling out much shekels for this one - apparently you can see the pimples on Jordon's Tits on a 3/4 shot. |
| 5. Desert Eagle 9mm | Mom's everywhere are plumping for this one to replace the pepper spray and those noise things that scare cats away. Comes in chrome or blued versions with choice of dum dum or metal piercing tips. |
| 6. Transbot Pewkers | For the smaller man in your life. Pitch them into battle with each other, watch the loser decorate the walls and floor with a stunning Technicolor yawn. |
| 7. Gucci Toaster | For the switched on mum who likes being exclusive. The toaster is portable and small enough to fit into a handbag. Designed for Chav's who can take it around their friends houses and amaze them with their toasting capabilities. |
| 8. Total Clearout | No, not a shoot 'em up game for the boys. This is the ultimate razor for hairy men everywhere. This one with reach into any orifice and clear it out in no time. 1 hour charge, comes with cavity search gloves. |
| 9. Find John Prescott's Brain | For puzzle fans everywhere. Read the book, follow the clues and you may discover where the bloody hell it is. |
| 10. Psychotic PC | From one of the world's leading
manufacturers. This model will keep you awake and abuse you at
every opportunity with it's deranged sergeant-Major's voice and
intolerant attitude to everything. Warning this PC is not for the PC minded! |
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