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Santa Update
By Noel Elfin |
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Santa is
confident that this year he will be able to finish his rounds sooner.
Santa has upgraded his means of transport in line with European
legislation, a number of motorcycles, 4 x 4's, aircraft and power boats
are being deployed. Santa
(pictured left) was last seen moving some presents to more strategic
locations in readiness for the big night. "It's a logistical
nightmare" he said. He commented that last year was a close run
thing but things will get easier in the UK in the coming years he
predicted. |
| Well, with all this
political correctness, banning Christmas lights, cards, carol's etc. I'm
expecting Tony's Cronies to ban Chrimbo altogether. You'd think
that a C of E man who was waiting to convert to Catholicism, once out of
no.10, would be more in the spirit of things. Never mind he'll
probably change his mind when the grand children come along.
Still must dash, lots to do, and I'm late
for lunch - oh, unless I'm mistaken it sounds like my tummy rumbling.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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