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By Noel Elfin

Santa Surfing the Big One

Santa is confident that this year he will be able to finish his rounds sooner.  Santa has upgraded his means of transport in line with European legislation, a number of motorcycles, 4 x 4's, aircraft and power boats are being deployed.

Santa (pictured left) was last seen moving some presents to more strategic locations in readiness for the big night.  "It's a logistical nightmare" he said.  He commented that last year was a close run thing but things will get easier in the UK in the coming years he predicted.

Well, with all this political correctness, banning Christmas lights, cards, carol's etc. I'm expecting Tony's Cronies to ban Chrimbo altogether.  You'd think that a C of E man who was waiting to convert to Catholicism, once out of no.10, would be more in the spirit of things.  Never mind he'll probably change his mind when the grand children come along.

Still must dash, lots to do, and I'm late for lunch - oh, unless I'm mistaken it sounds like my tummy rumbling.  Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 
 
 
     

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