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 Le bombe yesterday |
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The French were caught on Le hop yesterday when papers were
released showing problems with their latest deterrent 'Un bombe de explosion
fantastique' Paris officials were aghast when it became public knowledge that their military prowess was a sham, and that in fact they had not updated their armourments since 1945. Tests on the weapon were inconclusive when it failed to detonate. It is true said Jean Pique, minister for, how you say, Defence. The only thing stopping the Hun from entering France are our brave soldiers and our allies the Italians, both of which are on manoeuvres in Wales practicing the Rievaulx retreat. A spokesperson for the German Department of Peace and Abidance said, ve are aware zat ze frog eating, unt spaghetti sucking defenders of France are away presently, but ve have no intention of manoeuvring our glorious troops to ze front in order to scare ze shit out of the Frenchies. |
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