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Dykes To Get A Fair Crack
By T-N Reporter Dorothy Flange

Dykes
A dyke running down a road.
Dykes have for a long time been ridiculed by many, except in free thinking, free living countries like Holland for example.  However dykes are now seen as the way forward for many nations.

In fact it is rumoured that not before too long we will have a joint Euro/American dyke - the standards are being drawn up presently.

UK supporters of dykes have historically been those on the fringe of society, the 'Greens', environmentalists and Greenham Common groups.  However times move on and the UK is set to become more 'continental' and adopting dykes is seen as just one measure.

The yanks, never a nation to lag behind anyone for long, is already looking at the super dyke, strong, unyielding and wreaking of pheromone, as one redneck put it.

So remember, you heard it here at T-N first - stick a finger in, it's dykes for everyone we say!

 
 
 
 
     

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