I'm A Celebrity Lost in Here!
By Hymer Wannabee

Recently found in the Australian rainforest is a survivor from the previous series who missed the last helicopter flight home.

The celebrity, yet to be named, survived on rainwater and insects.  Apart from needing an all over waxing and a shave, the celeb is looking forward to a burger and milk shake.

Show hosts Ant & Dec wet themselves when told.  Producers are hoping the star won't be suing for loss of face!