Prescott triumphs again!
By Boxing Reporter Lefty Jabb

Prescott telling a group of soft Southern bastards a joke about a Cardinal, Jennifer Lopez and an Orang Utan covered in
Yorkshire dripping.

John, 2 jabs, Prescott is hailed again in the results of our exclusive ‘Waddaya Think’ poll.  This is the third straight win in a row for Prezza and he gets to keep the title.

It’s official, Prescott voted most ‘uncouth Northern type’ for a third consecutive year.  This puts the slugger up there with some of the all time greats such as; Neil Kinnock – Welsh Windbag and person most likely to be smacked as a child, Pope John Paul – Best in

At the presentation ceremony fellow T-N reporter, Jonny Pullon, recorded the word fuck 37 times in Prescott’s acceptance speech, 3 religious blasphemes and a faux pas regarding the attributes of pissing in the PM’s fuel tank.

Prescott has indicated his intentions to enter the political smug treacherous section of the ‘International Couldn’t Give A Damn’ competition.  Prezza will have his work cut out trying to out fox 2 former and a current US president, the French PM and a posthumous entry from Il Duci.