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The boat race, another fantastic advertisement for everything English? The 2006 boat race was
another great spectacle. Both boats featured crews consisting of Yanks,
Krauts, Canadians, Kiwi's and an Aussie taking time out from bar work. A few Brits
were present to ensure the façade of a typically English event, and to
promote inbreeding as an important facet of genetic engineering. |
A typical London boat race! |
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Every twat in London, who had not attended church at this Sunday lined the banks and cheered themselves on. The Oxford Cox took to recanting “I am the God of Hell Fire” over and over again through his microphone, in response the Cambridge Cox kept singing, in the style of Madonna, “Deutschland Uber Allies” – however this was to no avail as his scrotum had burst through his shorts and cracked-up the first two rowers. The winner of course was ITV. |
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