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ARTS
ART
- Galleria
An art gallery with a twist or crap thrown in, check it out! - Le Merde
Monsieur Donal Cunard creatine merde pour vous.
Film
- Bandit Kings
Homo erotica or broke back mountain tex/mex style? - Forgotten
Mindless comedy or a dig at altzeimer's sufferers? You decide. - Grace
A romp from the 'blue' side of the film industry or just a sad tale?
Literature
- The Sickening
A joy for the amateur chunderer the foreward said, just made me ill. - Waters Edge
Another jungle frolic, but is this one any better than the T.V. version?
Music
- Blues Compillation
A foreward by master bluesman and part-time serial killer Dangerous Sam Cutts. - Britney
The songstress causes concern in the industry, had me wetting myself.
Opera
- Grande Duke
Pompous pandering to the populous, said one prude. - Lilly Fly
An asian take on the operetta for the masses, comes with prawn crackers.
Photography
- Cruel Sea
Images from an inept photographer or a captured niche market? - Picture This
Shite photos for people who just don't care.
Poetry
- Keek
An anally retentive rambling from a Scotsman fascinated with shit. - Poets Tale
The drunken ramblings of Scotsman on a night oot - The Last Orders
More ramblings from another inebriate Scotsman.
Television
- Lost Celebrity
A 'C' lister goes missing causing a hairy moment.... - T.V. Weekend Picks
The best of the current shote on our screens.
Theatre
- Fracture Clinic
Luvvies share their experiences for the greater good. - Hamlet
A small take on a big production.
GENERAL NEWS
- Big Wobbly Tits
Do tits get on your tits? Another boffin thinks he has the answer. - Dykes
Love 'em or hate 'em, dykes are here to stay! - Gypsies
Travellers are seeking more rights, and why not - they contribute so much to society anyway. - No Shit Sherlock
Snow, snow, go away, come back another day - well, one where the government are prepared for it anyway. - News Shorts
Whe reads short shorts? We read short shorts.... - Puzzles
Buggered if I can solve them! - Top 10 Xmas Gifts
Another load of tat, or some really interesting prezzies for the Chrimbo festivities? - Tribune 1
Brought to you by journalists and correspondants who were not career pregnant, falling on their asses performing ice dance, in a jungle with a bunch of 'C' listers, or being dragged around a dance floor by a prancing Russian.
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HEADLINERS
- Awight in the Pool?
Barrymore's Befuddlement Baffles Bobbies - Brown and Out
Will Gordo ever elbow Blair aside? - Crossing Jordan
Kayee gets seriously pissed with us media types! - Les Batters Me
The Corrie kid takes on all comers - Ming the Merciful
Will Ming change the known Universe before cocoa and slippers? - Oops She Did It Again!
Is Britney in Continent or just incontinent? - Raging Bush Fires
Dubya acts to to save his ass - Sven Will I See You Again
Can the Smurfmeister keep a grip on his tackle, it's all by degrees
HEALTH
- Eye For A Bargain
James Bond never had this trouble with a laser, eyeball this.... - HSE Warnings
No wonder the elf 'n' safety mob go over the top, take a look at this lot. - Incest
Have a look at this but don't tell Social Services, they might just take away your kids, probably, maybe, or when it's too late.... - Malaysian Malaise
My brain hurts, My brain hurts, My brain hurts.... - MRSA
Don't fear the reaper, get down and jiggy with the MRSA. - Relax
Chill out man, don't have a cow. Take it easy with these exercises in doing nowt. - Shit
No, not keek, the other shit. But will it damage your elf? - Whoosh Diet
Forget the Atkins and all the diets, try the whoosh, just keep your loved ones in front of you!
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LETTERS PAGE
- Boxing Letter
- Brains Letter
- Lib Dems Letter
- Doomed Letter
- Gail Forswinds Letter
- Ironic Pensions Letter
- My Health Letter
- My Porn Letter
- Recipes Letter
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CELEBRITY LETTERS
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LIFESTYLE
- Exercise Your Rights
Be fit, be pissed, be sick, be merry. - The Deadly Diets
Get the lowdown, get the grub down.
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MONEY MATTERS
- Bling
- Firm Feature
- Gilts & Guilts
- Gravy Stock
- Ironic Pensions
- Markets
- Mortgages
- Quote
- Top Ten Finance
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NEWS SHORTS
- November 2008 News Shorts
News Shorts posted in November 2008
- December 2008 News Shorts
News Shorts posted in December 2008 - January 2009 News Shorts
News Shorts posted in January 2009
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POLITICS
- Cameron Wins
The boy Cameron to lead the Tories, but where to? - Dem Lib Dems
Kennedy drinks to his future success. - Labouring A Point
Is the party over for Labour? Maybe not, but then who gives a toss. - Labour Spin
The Blair spin machine rolls on and on and on and.... - Livingstone We Presume
Transport me to another borough please. - Megalomaniac
When the world is not enough.... - Ming The Merciful
Get out the bedside slippers and pass the cocoa. - Poliwood
Take me to our leaders.... - Prescott Triumphs
What, really? - Prezz Wars
The big 'un rolls on through the University, but was he using the force? - Quango'd
You know when you've been quango'd.... - Sincerity
Michael Howard, a thoroughly nice bloke, no really.
SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
- Analyse This
Boffins, boffins everywhere and not a thought to spare - Genetics
It's all in the denims.... - Global Warming
Everyone has a take on this, even Take That. - Saints Preserve Us
Don't get in a pickle, not unless you have to!
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SPORT
- Boxing Board of Enquiry
Fight night shenanigans, someone's gonna get fisted in the ring! - Dirty Wrestling
Well, couldn't just say wrestling is shit could I? - England - World Cup 2006
Pre-World Cup thoughts on Sven and his team of smurfs. - Snowboarding
Accidents abound but then it is slippery out there. - The Blues Have It
Who will win the boat race, the BBC or ITV?
WAR 'N' SHIT
- British Army
Tenshun, stand at ease, abaght turn. There's nothin uniform about these geezers. - Le Bombe
Jonnie foreigner manouverings cause concern for the sausage eating krauts.... - The Frontline
Happenings on the frontline from Mr. Bun the baker, the candlestick maker and all.... - Tora Bora
The Taliban are making complete tits of the Yanks. - WMD
Is this the most evil weapon in the US armoury?
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