The Deadly Diets
By T-N Dietry Expert Crispin Lite
No animals were hurt in the
creation of this picture - except
the cows and piggy wiggy's
I've watched for years now as the rich nations of the world waste countless billions on diets. You know them; The Atkins, The F-Plan, The Whoosh etc.
However, one of the more potentially dangerous of the new diets is the 'Eat All You Want at One Sitting' diet.
Diet inventor, Tubs Lardy of Chicago, says it makes sense to him. Just fill your face to the point of stomach rupture then call it a day.
Tubs, a former jockey and pictured above, reckons it has done him no wrong - except for the 18 inch wide mouth and 65 inch waistline.
Some say the Whoosh Diet is potentially even more dangerous and is prone to the odd prolapse, it's certainly cheaper.
However I would certainly not recommend combining the two as you are liable to split in two from the arse upwards.
Last Updated::: 02-Sep-2006 21:23
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