I am disgusted with the commentary on your Politics page concerning Chuck Kennedy. Chuck, or Chuckles as I call him, is a thoroughly nice bloke and not as ginger as some folk make out. We at the Lib Dems fully support our leader in kicking off the campaign trail early, and no this was not a ploy to avoid any leadership contest before you go down that route. Wake up T-N, Chuckles is the man for us all, he'll sort out barmy Blair and his cross-dressing sidekicks!
From: Outraged of Oxfordshire
Reply from Political Editor Don Tony Genervaise
Dear Outraged,
Hey Outraged, shuddupya your face or I'll send you for a fitting of a concrete overcoat. Nobody messes with the T-N capiche?