Gail Forswinds - The Preggers Weather Reporter
Received by: Message wrapped around a brick!
Dear T-N,
Your weather girl stinks, does she just make it all up and expect us to swallow it? I read her report yesterday and she said it would rain. What a complete co@k I felt as I wandered around Leeds City centre carrying an umbrella in the glorious sunshine. For a man with low self esteem it really did make me feel extremely conspicuous. Also, from the look of her promotional picture it would appear she wears more make-up than me.
From: Nobbo the Clown,
Razzmatazz Circus,
Little Dork
Reply from Gail Forswinds - Just Another Pregnant Weather Chick
Dear Nobbo,
Sorry to hear that you felt like a complete
co@k, at times I too have felt like one. However, my weather
reports are compiled only once a week and only hold good for the
following 24 hours, I know this sounds like shite but that's all the
tight gits here at T-N will pay for. If you or any other reader
would like more accurate weather for the week ahead then please send a
donation to T-N and ask for it to be forwarded to myself.
PS - that was not a photo of me but Ronald McDonald from the advert below my column. And just to show there is no hard feeling, and in true clown fashion, I have arranged to have a piano dropped on you, the funny part being it will be filled with fish guts and cow entrails.
Byeeeee
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