Keek
Review
by Ophelia Bitts
shush I say and listen up
aye I'll tell ye of my keek
it smells so bad, it lasts so long
it truly makes me sick
the haggis does nay help
me none
nor the tatties and the neeps
they all combine to bind me up
they leave me feeling weak
oh will nay one here
believe me
when I speak about my keek
it's hard, it's black, it's oh so strong
it's been lying there a week
The ranting of a wild man some might say,
but wee Jimmy McNackered is receiving high acclaim for his daubings of
poetry on public convenience walls across the Hebrides.
Wee Jimmy has lived rough since leaving home
at the age of 14 to become a protestant. Not realising this was a
vocation and not a career, the now hairy and bent crippled old man, decided
to vent his anguish through the written word.
McKnackered's fame has
spread far and wide, even the Getty museum paid $2.3m to have a lavatory
wall taken down brick by brick and reassembled in the US. The Louvre
is said to have offered £100k for a piece of his original keek preserved in
formaldehyde.
Last Updated::: 24-Aug-2006 13:32
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