Relax and Make Yourself Better
By T-N NHS Correspondent
Simone Stiffy
The NHS has spent £17m on consultants who have come up with the latest cost-cutting scheme. Patients who are feeling unwell should initially logon to a special website and follow instructions on how to relax. The slogan, 'Relax and Make Yourself Better' is the final shortened version. The initial version 'Relax and Make Yourself Better you Oxygen Thief', was thought to be too harsh and more likely to raise blood pressure, and boil the piss of prospective users of the system.
The main object of the exercise is to regulate your breathing and pulse in time with the animations (kindly reproduced left for a 40~50 year old male of average height and weight), have a go....
Last Updated::: 07-Aug-2006 21:32
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