Twisted News Shorts....
Physician Heal Thy Self
Boozing, smoking, drug abusing doctors told to piss off by own Health Officials - Junior doctors everywhere may be in peril!
Crusty Loaves
The best thing since sliced bread say bakery boffins after £1m study!
Councils slow to respond to Winter
Councils throughout England have been criticised for not getting the leaves off trees in time for the new season.
Everest to be re-located
Global Geological Surveys Inc. report Everest has decreased in size and is also 2 metres out of position. they have requested the Nepalese move it ASAP.
Latest German performance car revealed
Another German car builder has taken on a British institution and made it their own. This latest car from AUDI is aimed at the young ex-pat Texan driver and named the "DUDI".
Gambling Addiction
New research pooled together from several US, Soviet, and European universities is inconclusive says Reno gaming commissioner Cash Skimmer, "who knows", he says, "it's a damn lottery if you ask me".
Luxembourg
Reminder - we're still here!
Pug Ugly?
Reminder - the International Mangy Mutt Show in Colorado, tickets still available
::: More News Shorts in the Archives :::
Real UK News from Around The Country....
CRUNCH YOUR CREDIT!
