Tits Wobbling All Over!!!
By T-N Reporter Philuppa Sweater
Great Tits!
Yes it's true, Great Tits are wobbling all over the British landscape. Ornithologists everywhere are baffled, some have called for the intervention of the government, or a boffin.
Some believe it's due to the herbicides and pesticides being unleashed upon our gardens, Tits everywhere seem to be uncontrollable.
Professor Heinz Zup, 57, of Dresden University, said he had reported seeing wobbly Tits last summer whilst on a field trip to a field in Shropshire. The professor believes it may be down to cross polarisation of the Earth's magnetic fields which can occur during solar flares. Though he did admit he was probably wrong.
Robin Bobbin, researcher and aviculturist based in Upper Bra, claims he first noticed wobbling Tits whilst relaxing on his sun lounger, drinking a Pimms and Lucozade. He went on to say " I was idling away the afternoon twixt ecstasy and dream when perchance my eyes alighted upon a superb pair of Tits wobbling around in front of me, one had to pinch oneself". He went on to explain that the Tits only began to wobble uncontrollably when exited, indicating some form of over stimulation by the cock. He further explained that the root cause may be due to previous poor breeding seasons when males had not received sufficient stimuli from the female.
This reporter could find no explanation from anyone regarding a strangled Chuff.
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