Whoosh Diet - Lose Two Stones in 1 Week
By T-N Dietician Lady Justa Skelington
Toilet prior to taking the Whoosh drink
fresh, clean, sanitised and deodorised
Toilet 30 seconds after the whoosh drink effect.
This is a typical mild reaction. After partaking
of a night drinking pop and 5kg of peanuts,
one man managed to pebbledash his house.
Warning: Always consult a proper doctor before embarking upon any diet or exercise regime!
The Whoosh Diet, latest fad or the way forward? The regime is simple, eat whatever you like - yes, even fatty foods. After each meal drink the following mixed in a tall glass:
- 1 half can of fizzy cola
- 1 quarter teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda
- 1 tablespoon curry powder (strong)
- 1 ground up chilli pepper
- 1 egg (gone off)
Then:
Pinch the nose, down in one, run upstairs to the toilet (the only exercise required), grip the tummy hard with both hands, bend quickly and violently over the toilet, scream Krakatoa at the top of ones voice
Last Updated::: 07-Aug-2006 21:32
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